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THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER!

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Maybe I should just stop breathing…

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Are you dying all your life?
(Walking into the light)
Broken, beat and tired out
You want to live but don’t know how
Diagnosis: sudden life
(Walking into the light)
Can no one revive me now?
Feels like I’m walking into the light

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We traffic in the blackest of markets. Trade misery like diamonds and gold. The angst that we exchange for applause and petty praise is finally now taking its toll…

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No I don’t want to wait
I know a better way
So step aside, come on or better yet just go away
Our chance has finally come
There might not be another one now
No we’re not gonna wait
We want it now
Yeah we’re dousing the flames
We want it now!
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kayzig:

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grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

WHY AM I SO EXCITED THIS IS ON THE INTERNET

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Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet

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"The best feeling in the world is knowing your presence and absence both mean something to someone."

— Unknown (via suspend)

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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mountstar:

Types of matter

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